Setting the scene at London's Grosvenor House...

The first arrival - it's Muso's Guide's very own Catherine Wilson

Followed swiftly by, er, me

THERE WERE LOADS OF PEOPLE WITH CAMERAS

And even though the day was drawing close, they didn't need their flash for Beth Ditto

What the hell are you wearing, mate? (this is La Roux's Ellie Jackson)

A bit of bromance for Led Bib, who also had sexy backs

Cheer up, Kasabian. It might never happen! Oh, wait -

Look, it's Noel Fielding. Not nominated, don't you fret.

Speech Debelle. TEASER ALERT: she won.